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The last ten years of my writing. Outdated reviews, old newsletters, an NFT side quest, and more.

Newsletter·Newsletter

I built something new and you're the first group I'm asking

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Review·Health

Eight Sleep FAQs

Every question I get about the Pod, answered from three years of sleeping on one.

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Comparison·Health

Apple Watch Series 10 vs. SE 2

I buy both every year. Here’s when the Series 10 is actually worth it.

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Comparison·Health

Eight Sleep Pod 4 vs. Pod 3

Eight Sleep’s four upgrade claims, tested against reality.

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Review·Health

Eight Sleep Pod 4 Cover

In 2022 there wasn’t one independent Eight Sleep review online, so I spent $2,000 to write it.

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Comparison·Health

Apple Watch Series 9 vs. SE 2

Four straight years of “just get the SE,” then the Series 9 made me hesitate.

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Review·Health

Levels Health (2023)

Two months and $600 of diabetic-grade glucose monitoring, so you don’t have to.

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Comparison·Health

Apple Watch Ultra 2 vs. Series 9

I’m all in on new Apple gear, but the original Ultra didn’t tempt me. The Ultra 2 did.

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Comparison·Vacuums

Eufy vs. Roomba

After 14 robot vacuums in three years, the quiet, cheap Eufy 11S is still the pick.

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NFT Guide·NFT Guide

Ledger vs. Trezor

The two hardware wallets worth trusting with your NFTs, compared.

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NFT Guide·NFT Guide

Are NFTs Dead?

Money laundering? Ponzi scheme? Taking the three biggest NFT myths seriously.

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Comparison·Health

Apple Watch Series 8 vs. SE 2

Two months of double-wristing says the SE 2 is still the smart buy.

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Review·Health

Eight Sleep Pod 3 Cover

600 nights on the Pod 3, starting from deep skepticism.

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Newsletter·Newsletter

Power Moves Update for 2023

A letter to subscribers on where Power Moves went in 2023.

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NFT Guide·NFT Guide

Why NFTs May Fail

Most NFTs will end up worthless for the same reason most art does.

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NFT Guide·NFT Guide

How to Secure Your NFTs

Hardware wallets and healthy paranoia: how I keep my NFTs from getting stolen.

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NFT Guide·NFT Guide

Four NFTs to Buy Under $50

Four picks under $50 for people who keep asking.

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NFT Guide·NFT Guide

How to Buy and Sell NFTs

MetaMask plus OpenSea, step by step.

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NFT Guide·NFT Guide

Where to Buy NFTs

How the NFT marketplaces differ, and which one fits you.

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NFT Guide·NFT Guide

Why Do People Buy NFTs?

Three reasons this hobby ate my brain.

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NFT Guide·NFT Guide

Why Are NFTs Valuable?

What buying a $9K ape JPEG taught me about digital value.

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NFT Guide·NFT Guide

What Is an NFT?

The plain-English version: a tradable token that proves you own a thing.

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Review·Health

Eight Sleep Pod 2 Cover

No free unit, no sponsorship. $2,000 of my own money on the line.

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Review·Health

Whoop 4.0

Two months in, same problems as my 3.0. I still can’t recommend it.

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Comparison·Security

Ring 1 vs. Ring 3 vs. Ring 4 vs. Ring Pro

Four Ring doorbells, one lineup ranking for 2021.

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Review·Smart Home

IKEA FYRTUR Smart Shade

A HomeKit must-have from, of all companies, IKEA.

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Review·Apple

Belkin MagSafe Car Vent Mount

It has one job, holding your MagSafe iPhone on a car vent, and it does it well.

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Newsletter·Security

If Your Passwords Are Your Pet’s Name, You Need to Read This

A wake-up call about lazy passwords, plus what I actually use.

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Comparison·Streaming

Chromecast with Google TV vs. Apple TV 4K

The $49 Chromecast is the streamer most people should buy. Here’s where Apple TV wins.

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Newsletter·Newsletter

The Biggest Technology Breakthrough Since the Internet

The two lives I lived in 2021: tech reviewer by day, crypto-obsessed by night.

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Review·Trackers

Apple AirTags

Find My makes every other tracker feel five years behind.

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Review·Lighting

Nanoleaf Shapes

The triangle lights behind me in every YouTube video, explained.

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NFT Guide·NFT Guide

5 NBA Top Shot Tips

Five tips from a collector who’s felt more like a gambler lately.

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Review·Health

Eufy Smart Scale

I paid $20, the same as my dumb scale, and it does ten times more.

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Comparison·Security

Eufy vs. Ring 1 (2nd Gen)

Free motion recording and better video: the battery Eufy beats Ring.

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NFT Guide·NFT Guide

Why NBA Top Shot Will Overtake Basketball Cards

25,000 collectors queued for 2,673 packs. Something is happening here.

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Review·Health

Amazon Halo

A solid sleep tracker with an always-listening mic. Who is this for?

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Comparison·Security

Nest Hello vs. Ring Pro

Nest Hello’s build quality and smarts edge out Ring Pro.

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Newsletter·Wifi

Explaining WiFi 6 to My Grandma

What the new radio inside your router actually does.

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Comparison·Speakers

HomePod vs. Sonos Five

Sonos Five sounds best and plays with everything; HomePod overdelivers for its price.

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Newsletter·Newsletter

Annual Letter to Readers (2021)

A million people saw something I made in 2020. Here’s what’s next.

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Comparison·Speakers

Sonos Move vs. Bose Portable Home Speaker

Three weeks in, Sonos Move sounds better and runs on better software.

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Comparison·Health

Apple Watch Series 3 vs. SE

Three weeks of double-wristing says the SE is worth the extra $80.

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Comparison·Apple

iPad Air vs. iPad (8th Gen)

The 8th-gen is the iPad for most people. The Air’s $300 buys nice-to-haves.

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Comparison·Streaming

Apple TV vs. Roku

Apple TV is the best streamer; Roku is the value play.

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Review·Miscellaneous

Traeger Pro 575

40 cooks in three months asking if WiFi pellet beats propane.

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Review·Miscellaneous

Bertello Pizza Oven

The Shark Tank pizza oven I never asked for and now won’t shut up about.

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Review·Miscellaneous

iPhone vs. Canon M50 for YouTube

Six videos on iPhone, then I bought a Canon M50. The reason wasn’t image quality.

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Review·Health

Upright Go

It fixes your posture by nagging you. It works. It’s still annoying.

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Review·Lighting

Casper Glow Light

I love my Glow Lights. At $229 a pair, most people shouldn’t buy them.

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Review·Streaming

YouTube TV

The best cable alternative, with stream quality nobody else matches.

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Review·Security

EufyCam E

Arlo’s design, Eufy’s privacy: your clips never leave home.

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Review·Security

Arlo Pro 2

The battery-powered camera to beat, thanks to its integrations.

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Newsletter·Newsletter

Annual Letter to Readers (2020)

What started as an excuse to buy gadgets became a daily job.

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Review·Security

Ring Stick Up Cam

The battery and app are fine, the paywall isn’t. I’d take Blink.

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Review·Headphones

AirPods Pro

The Pro trade: noise cancelling in exchange for all-day comfort.

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Review·Security

Blink XT2

Accurate motion recording and free storage make it an easy pick for casual use.

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Review·Streaming

Chromecast (Gen 3)

No remote, no interface. Great if your phone is the remote you want.

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Review·Wifi

Orbi RBK50

The dedicated backhaul delivers speeds mesh rivals can’t touch.

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Review·Streaming

Roku Stick Plus

The best-value streamer: more content, fewer ads than Fire Stick.

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Review·Streaming

Fire TV Stick 4K

A real remote makes it the pick for most people, ads and all.

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Review·Trackers

Tile Mate

Superior range puts Tile ahead of every other Bluetooth tracker.

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Review·Trackers

TrackR Pixel

Poor range, two-month batteries. The $15 price is the only good news.

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Review·Headphones

Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones 700

Superior build and crisp sound make these the noise-cancelling headphones to beat.

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Review·Headphones

Sony WH-1000XM3

Longer battery and livelier sound than Bose, in a dated design.

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Review·Smart Home

Google Nest Hub

The best kitchen assistant: intuitive screen, better content.

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Review·Smart Home

Echo Show 5

A nice Echo Dot upgrade that still isn’t a Nest Hub.

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Comparison·Vacuums

Neato D7 vs. Roomba i7

Mostly hard floors? The efficient Neato D7 is the better bet.

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Review·Apple

iPad Pro (2018)

Apple’s fastest chip yet meets the MacBook question.

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Comparison·Vacuums

Dyson V10 vs. V11

The V11 wins on quiet, runtime, and smarts. Worth it if you can swing it.

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Review·Security

Ring Alarm

Free self-monitoring makes Ring the DIY security kit to beat.

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Review·Security

SimpliSafe

Great hardware that’s almost useless without the $25/month plan.

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Review·Security

Skybell HD

Free cloud recordings, if it decides to record.

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Review·Miscellaneous

Polaroid Zip

Fine prints, fun gimmick. Just don’t expect photo-lab quality.

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Review·Miscellaneous

HP Sprocket

As good as portable printers get, which is a qualified compliment.

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Review·Headphones

Powerbeats Pro

The secure fit AirPods can’t give you, with battery to spare.

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Review·Headphones

Bose SoundSport Free

For Android users and premium-sound seekers, these beat AirPods.

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Review·Headphones

Apple AirPods 2

Buy them for the seamless pairing, not the sound.

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Review·Wifi

Linksys Velop

Pick Velop only if phone-app polish matters more than raw performance.

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Review·Streaming

Spotify

The discovery algorithm nobody else can touch.

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Review·Streaming

Apple Music

Good, but only worth it if you’re all-in on Apple.

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Review·Security

Nest Indoor Cam

Three hours of free snapshots. Everything else costs a subscription.

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Review·Security

Amazon Cloud Cam

The best free plan in home cameras, and it’s reliable too.

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Review·Vacuums

Deebot N79S

Stronger suction and longer battery than Roombas at this price.

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Review·Vacuums

ILIFE A4s

It competes with the big brands and undercuts them on price.

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Review·Vacuums

Shark ION F80

Great suction, two batteries, a few design head-scratchers.

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Review·Speakers

UE Megablast

Big, clean sound at high volume. UE’s best-sounding speaker.

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Review·Speakers

JBL Xtreme 2

The loudest speaker I’ve tested. Bring a backpack.

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Review·Speakers

JBL Charge 4

Great sound and long battery make it the portable speaker for most people.

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Review·Speakers

UE Boom 3

Best design on the market, C-minus sound, too high a price.

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Review·Speakers

UE Megaboom 3

Great outside; the bass falls apart at full volume.

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Review·Speakers

Bose SoundLink Color

Good sound that can’t fill a room, at a price that should.

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Review·Speakers

JBL Flip 4

Amazing sound for the money, just a step behind Charge.

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Review·Speakers

Bose SoundLink Micro

Shocking bass for the size; the price is less charming.

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Review·Lighting

LIFX

The smart lights to get if you only want a couple, no hub required.

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Review·Lighting

Philips Hue

Three years in, still the best smart lights. Platform support seals it.

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Review·Wifi

Luma Whole Home WiFi

The worst mesh system I’ve tested: inconsistent hardware, messy software.

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Review·Smart Locks

Schlage Connect

A budget lock that works, with the looks and volume to prove it’s budget.

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Review·Smart Locks

Kwikset Kevo

A great idea, two weeks of touch-to-unlock roulette.

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Review·Smart Locks

Kwikset Premis

A sleek lock with a keypad you can’t count on.

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Review·Speakers

Google Home Max

Great speaker, late arrival: Google’s answer to HomePod and Sonos.

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Review·Headphones

Jaybird Run

A tight fit is the only thing these get right.

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Review·Headphones

Sony WF-1000X

Excellent noise cancelling until you move and the audio cuts out.

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Review·Apple

iPhone X

Six weeks with the X, coming from an iPhone 7.

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Review·Health

Apple Watch 3

Finally fast enough to matter. The best smartwatch yet, issues and all.

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Review·Speakers

Bose SoundWear Companion

A speaker you wear like an NFL q-collar. Cool idea; niche result.

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Review·Miscellaneous

Amazon Fire HD 8

Tablets never made sense to me. At this price, the Fire HD 8 almost does.

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Review·Vacuums

Eufy RoboVac 11

It just keeps chugging. The entry-level robot done right.

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Newsletter·Newsletter

2016: My Year in 54 Bullet Points

My year, told in 54 bullet points.

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Review·Apple

MacBook Pro (2016)

Writing this from a Starbucks so everyone can see the Touch Bar.

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Review·Apple

iPhone 7

Six favorite features, compared straight against my 6s.

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Newsletter·Newsletter

6 Things I Learned From Creating Bidiction

The autopsy of my first startup.

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Review·Health

Apple Watch 2

If you liked the first one, keep it.

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Newsletter·Newsletter

Bidiction

The “revolutionary” auction site I built to fix eBay.

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Newsletter·Apple

It’s Time For Apple To Stop Catering To The Mainstream Market

An Apple fan’s case for ignoring the mainstream.

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Newsletter·Newsletter

How to Turn Aspiring Entrepreneurs Into Frauds

How MLMs recruit optimists and graduate frauds.

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Review·Smart Home

Amazon Echo

Think Siri, but standalone and always listening.

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Review·Wifi

Eero Home WiFi (Gen 1)

Twitter swore Eero tripled their WiFi speeds. I had to find out.

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Review·Speakers

Sonos Play:5 (Gen 2)

From a Sonos-stuffed living room: what $500 actually buys.

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Review·Health

Sense Sleep Tracker

Four years of sleep tracking later, Sense is the best I’ve used.

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Review·Streaming

Amazon Prime

$18,536.44 since 2012. Prime made spending frictionless.

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Newsletter·Newsletter

10 Life Lessons From a Man in His Young 20’s

What saving for a house by senior year taught me about trade-offs.

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